?….Would You Rather

Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder

…Would you rather
be able to expedite the arrival of an elevator by pressing the button multiple times
or
? have the ability to sound incredibly natural and sincere on answering machines

…Would you rather
fight Mike Tyson
or
? talk like him

…Would you rather
be able to turn water into Colt .45TM
or
? be able to summon the Baldwin brothers

The choice is your
Filled with wicked wit , skewed humor , and pop-culture references , this collection of
over 200 hilarious , irreverent , and outrageous questions is starting a trend
! that's sure to sweep the nation

Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg